As you have already learned, if you have read any of my previous posts, I suck at diets. I embrace my curves and love them because I suck at trying to minimize them. In my attempts to defy the word diet I was consumed by the urge to buy cookies one evening. Not a pack of oreo's or fudgeo's not the usual cookie. I wanted bakery fresh cookies chewy and scrumptious. I went very unprepared in order to minimize damage to the waistline only taking my license and a $5 bill. Looking at the price tags and the flavours of yummy nummy cookies doing the addition in my head I start adding cookies to my bag. I regret the decision of leaving my phone at home with the calculator app. My math told me that I could afford 6 cookies with my $5 bill. Two chocolate chip, two white chocolate, two M&M, two peanut butter. Yummy yummy yummy. I go pay for my purchase at the self-check out. Bakery purchase, 6 cookies total $4.75, notice how I am under budget! Score one for Shellie!
Shellie Moment: I get home and chow down on a delightful M&M cookie. A former gentleman of mine is also a cookie monster so I sent him a very sexy photo of the cookie to tease him. As we are texting back and forth I realize how terribly off my math is. I am sure you have already realized it from the numbers above. I bought 8 cookies and only paid for 6!! I am a cookie thief!!! I am not going to name the location of which I purchased these cookies to avoid persecution. But I sincerely apologize and would like you to know that I donated the difference of the stolen cookies in your charity box during my next visit. Karma already hates me I do not need stolen cookies destroying me!! I am a cookie Monster!!!
