I like to consider myself a resourceful woman. Sometimes it is true sometimes it is not so much. I hate shopping, but most of all I hate jean shopping. Like many other women out there I just have one of those bodies that the standard jean just does not fit. The waist is too high, I get a slight case of camel toe, the legs are too long. That is why I live by a theory that no matter where you are or your financial situation, when you find a pair of jeans you buy them IMMEDIATELY!
One day I came across such a pair. My legs looked long and lean, my butt was fantastic and zero sign of any camel toe. They were trendy to boot! It was actually not too long into my awesome jean experience that the zipper broke. It was a very sad day. The awesome jeans were barely broken in and hardly washed. It was a very sad day.
I am a procrastinator but above that forgetful. I kept seeing the jeans and meaning to take them in to be fixed at a tailor but always put them to the side. One day I decided that crazy glue would be helpful, fixed the zipper up to close and saturated it with said glue.
Shellie Moment: The jeans have been put back in rotation with a fixed zipper and I have been enjoying them during casual Fridays at work. There is no proper way to say this, I was in the washroom and trying to unzip my pants. Two buttons undone with my hand on the zipper trying to move it downwards. A confusing look washes upon my face for a light second until I realized that my efforts were going to be forever fruitless. Oh right, the zipper is crazy glued...
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